Swampgas
Everything they told you was swamp gas
Lamps, projectors and specimens from incidents that were never officially confirmed. Shipped to your door in plain packaging, which is either discretion or a coincidence.
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Shipped from the site
Most of our stock comes direct from our fulfilment partners, which is what keeps the prices sane. We tell you exactly how long that takes before you order, not after.
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No licensed anything
Everything here is a generic grey, a saucer, a beam or a cryptid. We don't sell knock-offs of things you've seen in films, and nothing carries someone else's logo.
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Not a toy, obviously
Our products are decorative items for adults. They're built to sit on a desk and be looked at, not handed to a four-year-old.